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HAIL! A human not of honorable heritage. By habit a humble hermit of the house, huddled hourly with homeworks of hobbies. His name unheeded by history; too horrific to be highlighted, or hearsay humanity himself. Neither the hero nor the henchmen, however of hazardous headstrong heavy-handed harmony, handsomely handcrafted.

Within this inhospitable hole of hoax, harboured a hotly coded homepage of hi-tech HTML high-rise, hyped up with haphazard hyperlink hilarity, humiliating homophobia holocaust, homage to heterosexual hormone heaven. Hastily, his hymns hushed the unholy hordes howling hypocrisy, heresy, hysteria, and hepatitis whom had since haunted the hierarchy of this hopeless horizon.

Hence, hypothetically notwithstanding, his homely persona heightens your hope by hundredth.
Henceforth, be humbled, hypnotized and hello, you may call me Hangmen.

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WHO IS HANGMEN ANYWAY?

The Goddamn Hangmen (alias Hangmen13, Hellmen, Hangzone, John Doe, Zim Kajima) was born on March 18th A.D. 1987, when war was beginning. From his riveting childhood to his explosive present self (nothing to do with diarrhea), Hangmen possessed all the archetypical characteristics of a Gary Stu: exotic looks (crooked AZN teeth), superhuman powers (I can wiggle my left ear), a tragic past (it’s not funny my brother died that way), and improbable luck (plot armor, scripted events, regenerating shield, etc). Hangmen’s astrological sign is Pisces, thus gifting him with the power of flattery. Also included in the Pisces package:

1. Imaginative and sensitive
2. Compassionate and kind
3. Selfless and unworldly
4. Intuitive and sympathetic

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The Goddamn Hangmen as of 31st December 2009.

In terms of hobby, Hangmen frequently kept himself occupied with various kinds of activities, though not necessarily limited to indoor private action involving his left hand and seven pieces of tissues. Because Pisces are natural born creators and inventors, it is to no surprise that Hangmen enjoys building gunplas and kitbashing 1/6 action figures. Hangmen has been building gunplas since 1997; kitbashing 1/6 action figures since 2001. In short, Hangmen likes to collect toys. In fact, Hangmen has been collecting and spending so much for women-deflecting plastic crap (I’m single) that it’s enough to make a conservative mother trip her moral alarm and become extremely concerned of her son’s future.

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When there’s enough moolah from his hard-earned allowance, Hangmen would certainly purchase military gears to add to his small yet evergrowing collection of 1/1 military replica (and authentic) gears. He could wear them of course because he is not obese. Hangmen has been videogaming since the days of Micro Genius way back in 1992. His currently preferred platform for gaming is the PC and PS3. Eversince he was introduced to imageboards in 2005, Hangmen has been a semi-active lurker eversince. Onto more fruitful hobbies, Hangmen enjoys writing, though he refused to write fanfiction as he is not a faggot.

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What does Hangmen watch? Animes of course! Why the hell would he cram this site with pictures of gooey-eyed Chinese cartoons in the first place anyway? Because it’s relevant to his interest, Hangmen often went on a marathon watching various military documentaries snatched from Torrent sites, since there are no satellite or cable TV in his KL forward base. Imagine going without good shows and being stuck with only standard TV channels for 10 months a year.

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Whenever there is spare time at hand, Hangmen would arm himself with his venerable Nikon D40X and explore the dreadful yet enchanting scenery of the Kuala Lumpur Wasteland. Never leaving the safety of his fortress without the complete kit, this is the standard-issued gear of your average Hangmen (as of October 26 2009):

- Asus X51RL Laptop
- Chopard Mille Miglia Wristwatch
- Dual Pouch (Cordura)
- Handphone Pouch (Cordura)
- Housekeys
- Original SWAT Tactical Boots
- Pierre Cardin Leather Wallet
- Pocket Comb
- Pocket Tissue x2
- Princeton Tec Rage Flashlight
- Single Pouch (Cordura)
- Smith & Wesson Folding Knife
- Sony Ericson w810i Handphone
- Standard-Issued Leather Belt
- Timberland T-50 Laptop Backpack

As for gadgets and electronics, Hangmen uses the trusty Sony Ericsson w810i handphone and Asus X51RL laptop. The latter is his only means of contact to the Internet and beyond, hence its importance as a survival tool in the unforgiving KL Wasteland. The laptop also carries the weight of his sin based on the Gigabytes occupied by Ecchi, Hentai, and JAV files. The aforementioned Nikon D40X DSLR is currently Hangmen’s primary weapon of choice. It can be fitted with a Sigma 70-300mm Zoom Lens, giving its user the accuracy of a sniper rifle, firepower of an M16. When shit hits the fan, Hangmen falls back to his elderly Sony DSC-T1, a rather obsolete, yet still functional digital camera which also happens to be the very first digital camera in his hand.

Hangmen is currently studying for his Bachelor Degree in English and has picked Literature as his major as of January 2010.

Contact:

Amaz87 at gmail dot com