COMPRESSED INTRODUCTION
Greetings and welcome to my website!
I’m Zim “Hangmen” Kajima. Of course, I have a real name, but please just refer to me as “Zim”. I’ve been blogging and running this website since 2006 (if counting from my Blogspot days before moving to self-hosted WordPress) under the title “Superior Internet Content!” until I changed it on 14th of October 2012 to “Superficial Internet Complex”. I cover anything that comes across my mind, from personal banters and hobbies to Japanese animations and videogames, though I usually try to keep things light-hearted and visually appealing whenever possible, hence the fanservice-centric nature of this website. I’m usually sarcastic and cynical with everyday topics so don’t take me too seriously and keep your sarcasm detector on at all times! If something I said or shared feels too offensive or morbid, just ignore them and move along. I’m an action figure collector/kitbasher, plastic model builder, average gamer, and cosplayer. Other times I may write stories as well.
Need someone who can write articles and short stories in English? Job offer with flexible timetable? Contact me at:
Amaz87 at gmail dot com
Anywhere after crossing the line will be nothing but narcissistic banterings courtesy of yours truly. You have been warned!
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HAIL! A human not of honorable heritage. By habit a humble hermit of the house, huddled hourly with homeworks of hobbies. His name unheeded by history; too horrific to be highlighted, or hearsay humanity himself. Neither the hero nor the henchmen, however of hazardous headstrong heavy-handed harmony, handsomely handcrafted.
Within this inhospitable hole of hoax, harboured a hotly coded homepage of hi-tech HTML high-rise, hyped up with haphazard hyperlink hilarity, humiliating homophobia holocaust, homage to heterosexual hormone heaven. Hastily, his hymns hushed the unholy hordes howling hypocrisy, heresy, hysteria, and hepatitis whom had since haunted the hierarchy of this hopeless horizon.
Hence, hypothetically notwithstanding, his homely persona heightens your hope by hundredth.
Henceforth, be humbled, hypnotized and hello, you may call me Hangmen.
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WHO IS HANGMEN ANYWAY?
The Goddamn Hangmen (alias Hangmen13, Hellmen, Hangzone, John Doe, Zim Kajima) was born on March 18th A.D. 1987, when war was beginning. From his riveting childhood to his explosive present self (nothing to do with diarrhea), Hangmen possessed all the archetypical characteristics of a Gary Stu: exotic looks (crooked AZN teeth), superhuman powers (I can wiggle my left ear), a tragic past (it’s not funny my brother died that way), and improbable luck (plot armor, scripted events, regenerating shield, etc). Hangmen’s astrological sign is Pisces thus explaining his FOREVER ALONE tendencies of drifting into his own world with his nonexistent two-dimensional waifu.
The Goddamn Hangmen as of 31st December 2009.
Hangmen had studied for a Bachelor Degree in English and has picked Literature as his major. He is now drifting nowhere in deep space, and therefore ALIENS…
ABOUT THIS WEBSITE
I write stuff. I upload stuff. I copypasta stuff. People go have a look. Some people are just passing through. Some people had just stumbled into this website by accident. Some people actually bothered to comment. Most spammers got incinerated by handy WordPress plugins. Rinse repeat.
On the 14th of October 2012, for the first time in six years, the website’s name was changed from Superior Internet Content!” to Superficial Internet Complex as a sign of changing times from the LOLSOEDGY HURRDURR INTERNET EXTREME of yesteryear into something more casual yet still attaining that air of sarcasm and arrogance familiar with long-time followers of my website. OK I KID YOU NOTHING MUCH HAS CHANGED. I READ TOO MUCH PRETENTIOUS LITERATURE.
HOBBY
In terms of hobby, Hangmen frequently kept himself occupied with various kinds of activities, though not necessarily limited to privately whacking off to barbaric Chinese cartoons. Because Pisces are natural born creators and inventors, it is to no surprise that Hangmen enjoys building gunplas and kitbashing 1/6 action figures. Hangmen has been building gunplas since 1997; kitbashing 1/6 action figures since 2001. In short, Hangmen likes to collect toys. In fact, Hangmen has been collecting and spending so much for women-deflecting plastic crap (I’m single since forever ;_;) that it’s enough to make a conservative mother trip her moral alarm and become extremely concerned of her son’s future. When there’s enough moolah from his hard-earned allowance, Hangmen would certainly purchase military gears to add to his small yet evergrowing collection of 1/1 military gears both authentic and replica. He could wear them of course because he is not obese. Onto more fruitful hobbies, Hangmen enjoys writing because it helps not only to pen his thoughts, but also to distinguish himself from surrounding plebeians around him.
COSPLAY
Ghost cosplay, January 23rd 2011. Photo by E-Jump
Hangmen has been actively cosplaying since 2008, though his unofficial or rather indirect debut as a cosplayer began during his final years as an Upper Six student in 2006. On that year, Hangmen told everyone in his class that he will wear the military gears in his collection during Teacher’s Day. The personal self-challenge came out of nowhere and to everyone’s surprise, he did.
A year later in 2007, his hometown hosted the first ever ACG event called Hobbycon. Still new to the concept of cosplaying and ACG type events, Hangmen was initially hesitant to wear his military gears in front of a larger crowd, though he did exhibit, to a limited extent, his military equipment to attract crowds to his 1/6 action figure booth. Hearing the disappointment of some of his friends and attendees had motivated Hangmen to gather the courage needed to cosplay for real.
Another year later in the next Hobbycon on 2008, Hangmen finally made his official debut by cosplaying his trademark “OPERATOR” cosplay. His official debut has also made him realize that military cosplays are rare and very much a tiny niche in the cosplay culture. Hangmen was literally drowning in the yellow sea of shounen anime and Final Fantasy cosplayers, but was kept afloat by the fact that he stood out from the rest of the crowd. This alone has motivated Hangmen to always remain ‘unique’ with his choice of cosplay.
Having spent two years studying in Kuala Lumpur, Hangmen decided to expand his horizon into the ACG scene of West Malaysia. In August 2010, the first West Malaysian ACG event that he attended was Taylor’s College Asabanfest, followed by Animangaki in October 2010. On December 2010, Hangmen finally had his taste of the biggest ACG event in Malaysia: Comic Fiesta 2010. Throughout all these ACG events, Hangmen met new comrades, gained respect and recognition from others, but most priceless of all are the newfound knowledge that he gained from the experience.
As Hangmen pushes forward into 2011 and beyond, more ACG events awaits him. His biggest breakthrough of that year alongside his comrades in Police Military Costume Group (PMCG) was collaborating with independent filmmaker Dan Khoo, landing him the role as a commando in School Of War, a straight to the point, balls to the wall action packed short film.
GAMING
If I hear you plebeians say "Counterstrike", be prepared to get raped! D:<
Hangmen has been videogaming since the days of Micro Genius way back in 1992. Consoles that he previously owned after the Micro Genius are Sega Genesis (1993), Playstation (1997), and Playstation 2 (2002). His current preferred platform for gaming is the PC and PS3. Hangmen thinks console wars are for obese man-children and therefore considers them ungentlemenlike. Why would you want to argue which console is superior when the PC does everything miles better than the rest?
THE INTERNET
Hangmen’s first taste of the Internet goes all the way back in 1997 during the Windows 95, pre-Webcrawler days of Internet 1.0. Eversince getting himself exposed to the addictive environment of the Interweb Superhighway, Hangmen was forever transformed into a ronery, pasty-skinned basement dweller from age 9 until now. Hangmen may even be the first in his country to encounter prehistoric Internet memes such as the legendary Ate My Balls meme. In 2005, Hangmen was exposed to the contaminating effect of imageboards and has been a semi-active lurker eversince, extending his creepy, tentacley cyber appendages all over the Internet.
WEABOO CRAP & WHATNOT
What does Hangmen watch? Animes of course! Why the hell would he cram this site with pictures of gooey-eyed Chinese cartoons in the first place anyway? Hangmen watches any anime that appeared seemingly interesting to him, though his staple genres are mecha, comedy, and slice-of-life. Hangmen doesn’t mind watching moeshit especially if it’s an underrated one like Hidamari Sketch. And speaking of nutbladder, YUNOCCHI IS HIS WAIFU DO NOT CLAIM
Hangmen has grown tired of listening to mainstream music and all the garbage MTV is trying to promote as ‘hip’, thus true to his Pisces traits of liking nonexistent yet imaginative things, he became a Vocaloid addict since late 2007. Megpoid Gumi is currently his favourite Vocaloid followed by Meiko. Of course Hangmen does not lose all hope with mankind. He also listens to videogame and movie sountracks, particularly works by Hans Zimmer. Occasionally he experiments with music of other languages like ones from Rachid Taha. Because he doesn’t believe the it needs to be as pretentious as the sound of cat bollocks hitting an off-key piano.
Other forms of normalfag visual medias that Hangmen watches include documentaries and your average run-off-the-mill Hollywood movies.
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