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Would you sacrifice your entire bank account for this lulzy Scientology bullshit?

According to batshit insane Church of $cientology leader (redundant much?), David Miscavage, Anonymous and their current Project Chanology shenanigans are a massive Marcab Confederacy away team on a mission to create a Project Mayhem of sorts, in advance of a hueg invasion fleet to fight LRH’s forces of light on Battlefield Earth (also Mitt Romney’s fave movie).

Marcabians

According to L. Ron, the Marcabians had an oppressive political system: “if a person was considered to be in contempt of court or anything like that, he was simply fried since there was a curtain of radioactive material which went clear across the front of the bench anywhere that a witness or anybody would stand, and so on.”

Hubbard said that the Marcab Confederacy invented income tax as a means of punishment (okay…we get it Ron…you hæt the IRS!), with the death penalty imposed for making even the slightest mistake in returns — “one comma wrong and it’s ‘dead forever’.” The Marcabians also appear to have been distinctly socialistic, having “had plan balanced economies” They were also keen on motor racing and every once in a while Scientologists undergoing auditing “will run into memories of race tracks and race-track drivers”.

Massive lulz continued here

In case you’re a newfag with no idea of what’s going on, see Project Chanology.

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Greetings. We are Anonymous. First, I want you to meet our unofficial mascot, Warship Longcat. Warship Longcat was created by another Anonymous in response to the report that some Scientologists believe that the reason for the large turnout on February 10th was because we were infact a Marcabian Invasion Fleet. We thought, “wow, am have fleet?” Thus, the venerable longcat became Warship Longcat. Welcome your new overlords. You see how targeting Scientology is a source of nearly infinite LULZ.

However, this is serious work. Scientology is destroying lives. People are dying. Negligence, Bad Medicine, and numerous suspicious incidents of suicide are often reported, but never proven. Families are being torn asunder. All you have to do is talk to absolutely ANYONE who used to be a member of Scientology, and find out what they think of them now. They have plenty to say.

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