Mmmm mystery pie.
‘Body sold’ to Russia kebab shop
Police in Russia have arrested three homeless men suspected of killing a man, eating part of the body and selling other parts to a kebab shop.
The men were held in the city of Perm, some 1,400km (870 miles) east of Moscow, local investigators said.
Their statement said that the suspects had targeted the 25-year-old victim out of “personal hostility”.
It was not clear when the incident occurred. The men - who have not been named - have been charged with murder.
The investigators said on Friday that the body of the man had been found in a forested area near a public transport stop in Perm.
They said the three men attacked their victim with knives and a hammer.
“After carrying out the attack, the corpse was dismembered. Part of it was eaten and part was also sold to a kebab and pie kiosk,” their statement said.
It was not immediately clear if any customers had been served.
SOURCE: BBC News
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Personally, I feel that cannibalism should be legalized. Consuming strange meat might actually help alleviate world hunger, reduce deforestation, saves the cost of funeral and best of all, you’ll only incur a penalty of +2 Rads.
3 responses so far ↓
1 AA TTrue GGamer // Nov 19, 2009 at 4:35 am
Your FO3 reference had not gone unnoticed.
“Got the taste for it, have you?”
“Want some more?”
I just kill those ‘hunters’.
2 The Envoy // Nov 23, 2009 at 10:21 pm
It’s a waste of human meat to turn it into kebab or pie. It should be glazed with honey and baked.
3 Glo // Nov 29, 2009 at 6:34 am
Not to mention it helps ease overpopulation.
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