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MAN ARRESTED FOR THOUGHT CRIME IN BANADA

November 4th, 2009 · 5 Comments · Lulz, News, RAGE, Shit, They See Me Trollin', Youtube

Canada, today and tomorrow.
Canada: the only authoritarian regime endorsed by NATO.

Man to be jailed for writing child porn stories

A man got the minimum sentence of 14 days in jail Thursday for possessing child pornography — stories about sex involving teen girls and incest he wrote himself and never tried to publish or share. Judge Hugh Fraser called the facts in the case of Michael Jay Thomas “rather unique” because it dealt only with written material. Thomas, 43, pleaded guilty to one count of possessing child pornography. The 10 stories found on a computer hard drive are now sealed.

Canada, today and tomorrow.

“We don’t have real, live victims in this particular case,” defence lawyer Catherine Huot said in sentencing submissions.

Canada, today and tomorrow.

The law defines child pornography as material whose “dominant characteristic is the description, for a sexual purpose, of sexual activity” with someone under 18. Under the law, an accused could try to argue artistic merit as a defence. The Crown had sought three to four months in jail.

Canada, today and tomorrow.

Thomas was charged after police were contacted in December 2008 by employees of Future Shop — where he worked — regarding written material found on a demo computer. His resume was in the same folder. Thomas admitted that he’d written some of the stories and also edited material he found on the Internet. Fraser concluded the collection was small, involved teens and Thomas poses little risk to kids.

Canada, today and tomorrow.

He went to the Royal Ottawa Hospital for help on his own. A psychiatrist did phallometric testing and found him to be a low risk to reoffend. He was even lower risk where “live children” are concerned. Thomas had no criminal record and has already suffered, Fraser said. He’s lost his job; his wife of 16 years “wants nothing to do with him”; and his religious community, the Jehovah’s Witnesses, are aware of what he’s done.

Canada, today and tomorrow.

Thomas has to submit a DNA sample to the national registry and will be a registered sex offender for a decade. During a two-year probation order, he has to take any treatment suggested by a psychiatrist, stay off the Internet and away from girls under 18 without supervision.

SOURCE: Ottawa Sun

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WHAT THE FUCK? The Canadian censorship commies’ went this far to protect a few kilobytes of text about make-believe imagination? Bag a completely innocent man who never did harm and ruin his life forever. A valiant move there, sir knight. Ignore and let loose the real paedophiles who prey on real living children. Gotta love Canadian logic.

And what of fictional violent materials? Fictitious stories that could tempt a man to murder? Allowed? Perfectly legal? I don’t see the Canadian Moral Cleric declaring Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter unfit for the country’s moral standards, even though it has the make-believe Canadian Prime Minister killed by a bunch of taco-packing border crossers.

Any written or visual depictions of children in a sexualized manner, despite being harmless works of fiction, are deemed satanic and must be surrendered to the authorities for immediate incineration. Further read on their laws on the so-called ‘child pornography’. Read up also on their infamously notorious law on visual depictions.

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Canada’s moral cleric sweeping for heretical materials.
“Sir, take a look at this. It’s genuine.”

Canada’s moral cleric sweeping for heretical materials.

Canada’s moral cleric sweeping for heretical materials.
“Burn it.”

Canada’s moral cleric sweeping for heretical materials.

Libria, Canada’s possible future
Meanwhile, in Libria Neo-Toronto, the administrative capital of The People’s Moral Order of Banada:

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LibriaCanada, I congratulate you. At last moral reigns in the mind of man. At last fiction is but a word whose meaning fades from our understanding. At last, we are whole.

Libria, Canada’s possible future
LibriansCanadians, there is a disease in the mind of man. Its symptom is lolicon. Its symptom is two-dimensional art. Its symptom is liberty. Its symptom is the Internet. The disease is human imagination.

Libria, Canada’s possible future
But LibriaCanada, I congratulate you, for there is a cure for this disease. At the cost of the dizzying highs of individual freedom, we have suppressed its abysmal lows. And you, as a society, have embraced this cure: BAN. Now we are at peace with ourselves and human kind is one. Creativity is gone. Artistic license, a memory.

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We are our own conscience now, and it is this conscience that guides us to rate LO-12, for morally degrading fictitious content, all those things that might tempt us to feel, again, and destroy them.

Libria, Canada’s possible future
LibriansCanadians, you have won. Against all odds, and your own natures. You, have, survived.


Go and watch Equilibrium if you haven’t done so. It’s a chilling reminder of what most of the ‘free world’ has become of today and tomorrow.

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5 responses so far ↓

  • 1 BD77 // Nov 4, 2009 at 10:39 am

    Thank you for making me spray my coffee at my monitor (from laughing at the short comedy sketch at the end).

    What would they think of next? Thought scan?
    Oh C*ck…

  • 2 Glo // Nov 5, 2009 at 1:29 am

    EQUILIBRIUM! YES!

    Anyway, who the hell writes child porn? That’s just dumb. Glad he was jailed.

  • 3 Czero // Nov 5, 2009 at 2:09 am

    “Burn it.”
    shit was so cash.

  • 4 The Envoy // Nov 23, 2009 at 10:30 pm

    Gun-kata kicks ass.

  • 5 zolo // Feb 15, 2010 at 3:13 pm

    Lets spam the &#*&^ out of the websites of the fascist Canadian govt - send ‘em every virus on the net!

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