Golgo 13 knows the FBI masturbated furiously to CP. No handshakes for you my friend.
Three million dollars, free laptop and a nice sports car. All for the price of one target. Not too shabby. Golgo 13 asked for only 4 hours of preparation time, or else he’ll snipe the sun off its orbit and fill mother earth full of pleasure with his superior large penis.
He needs a gun, a big gun, a really big gun. Enough to rip and tear through 3-inches of glass and hit a football-sized target without any change in trajectory over a kilometre and a half. He got his big gun, but needs some adjustments to suit his needs. Till’ then…
…he’s off killing time shooting a few rounds with his other, more superior weapon. Golgo 13′s nutritious semen is thought to be able to cure AIDS and, if bottled and mass-produced, could put an end to famine and malnutrition in Africa.
1, 2, 3, 4, every one of em’ fall like a sack of rice. H4x, Golgo 13 has aimbot!
The SWAT snipers do what they can and bought some time by shooting off one of the plane’s tires. This iritates the hijacker even further. The planed swayed off from its original trajectory, far different than what was shown in the original data. Pfft, big deal, he’s the goddamn Golgo 13 after all.