HOLY MOTHER OF EPIC
Goddammit Japan, why must you make everything fappable?
STORY
It started out as an ordinary morning, woken up by my childhood friend.
Had a good breakfast… complete with morning hard-ons.
An ordinary, everyday eroge scene.
Or… so it seemed.
Things would never be the same from that day,
as peaceful everyday life was blown to bits.
An accident on a spaceship heading to earth,
causes it to crash on the Prime Minister of Nippon’s office.
The leaders end up in a state too horrible to see.
To avoid chaos, the lo-[censored] alien choose a girl who happened to be there,
and to make ends meet, brainwashed all of mankind.
Nippon adopts a presidential system overnight,
and incredibly, a girl, my childhood friend, is the president.
The world will answer to her every whim.
CHARACTERS
President of Nippon (aka your childhood friend)
Chief of Staff
President of Russia
Starship Operator (?)
LINK
I’d launch all my MIRV stockpiles on her if you know what I mean.
More like, I’d increase her DEFCON levels if you know what I mean.
Holy fucknuggets do I want this game. Like, seriously. I mean, wow. Yes please. Yes. I want it. Now. Give me a copy. I’d like one, please. Hot damn.
GO JAPAN! MORE LIKE THIS!
MY FELLOW AMERICANS, YES WE CAME
obama will be pleased.
@durp: YES WE CAME! lol