Goddammit Japan, why must you make everything fappable?
It started out as an ordinary morning, woken up by my childhood friend.
Had a good breakfast… complete with morning hard-ons.
An ordinary, everyday eroge scene.
Or… so it seemed.
Things would never be the same from that day,
as peaceful everyday life was blown to bits.
An accident on a spaceship heading to earth,
causes it to crash on the Prime Minister of Nippon’s office.
The leaders end up in a state too horrible to see.
To avoid chaos, the lo-[censored] alien choose a girl who happened to be there,
and to make ends meet, brainwashed all of mankind.
Nippon adopts a presidential system overnight,
and incredibly, a girl, my childhood friend, is the president.
The world will answer to her every whim.