When a person died mysteriously of a cardiac arrest, there can be only one suspect.
My compassionate and sympathetic real world persona sends his condolences to the legendary King of Pop. On the other hand, the vile, desensitized side of my online persona says KEIKAKU DOORI.
Before anyone calls the waaambulance, please redirect all your anger to Encyclopedia Dramatica for corrupting my sanity. You can start by e-mailing ED and requesting them to shut down their vile, disgusting, and utterly offensive websight.