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NARUTARDS ARE RETARDED

March 10th, 2008 · 5 Comments · Lulz, News

10-year-old boy critical after being buried in sandbox

LOL NartuoQUALITY NARUTARDS ARE RETARDED

EVERETT, Wash. - A 10-year-old Everett-area boy is at Children’s Hospital after being buried in a sandbox by his playmates.

Cody Porter’s family is bracing for the worst.

His half-brother, Joshua Quantrille, 30, said Cody was playing with his own three sons and several other children Saturday in the back yard of a home belonging to a family friend.

There is a sandbox in the back yard, and Quantrille says his children told him Cody came up with the idea that they should bury him, head first, in the sand.

“They watch a cartoon where they were like sand masters or something and they can manipulate sand or something like that. They came up with the idea that if he were to do this then he would be able to be one of them,” he said.
(NOTE: ahaha oh wow)

Quantrille said Cody was buried roughly from his head to his chest. At some point, he began thrashing around, but the children apparently thought he was playing.

Eventually they figured out that something was wrong. They pulled Cody out and called the adults inside the home, who administered CPR until an aid car arrived.

Quantrille said it doesn’t look good for Cody.

“There’s always a possibility … God works miracles, so you know he could come through,” he said.

Sheriff’s deputies interviewed the five children who were in the sandbox with Cody. None of them were detained or taken into custody.

SOURCE: King5.com

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SANDMASTAAAAHHHH~! MANIPULATE SAND NAO! Also, in before REDNECK RAAAGE and movement by dumb American parents to ban Nartuo. Sounds like a good thing to me.

Wonder if “become a sandmaster” would replace “become an hero”.

Complete Thread Here

UPDATE

That kid dies (just as planned?), and they finally identified that sandmaster cartoon as “Narutu”.

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The cartoon “Narutu” shows the characters using sand as a tool and weapon and could have been what Codey and the others were trying to mimic when he was buried, headfirst, in a sandbox in the backyard of the house.

SOURCE: King5.com

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Sandmaster threads are popping up rapidly in 4Chan’s /a/. Turn sandmaster into a meme gogogo…

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5 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Zyg` // Mar 11, 2008 at 2:29 am

    now i wonder if those parents association bs would make a move to ban “violent” “cartoons” on CN. lol that would be hilarious..

  • 2 Hangmen13 // Mar 11, 2008 at 2:44 am

    Laughable, considering that Japanese kids have been watching ‘cartoons’ that may be deemed ‘adult’ by some Western viewpoint, or receive shitty content tone-downs (LOL 4Kids). Even though I hate Nartuo, I’m sure the online fanbase would rejoice if the anime was banned from TV. Not like as if they haven’t grab animes via P2P before.

  • 3 Setsuna-san // Mar 11, 2008 at 8:58 am

    in before its all fun and games until someone gets buried alive.

    seriously though i think this matter is due to negligence on the parents part.

  • 4 Aya Kyunik // Mar 17, 2008 at 8:25 am

    Oh my, stupidity knows no bounds.

  • 5 El Mex // Apr 4, 2008 at 1:51 am

    I said it before and I’ll say it again: Stupid, crazy white people. D:

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