
Just as I was steadily recovering from flu and fever, local lulznews turns up on yesterday’s paper.
A 2nd grade elementary schoolgirl in Kuala Terengganu had her private parts bitten by a child predator while waiting for her mother after the end of school session. According to the state’s chief assistant of the Criminal Investigation Department, based on the girl’s testimony (as given by her mother), a certain ‘brother’ (or onii-chan for you Weaboos) approached her, asking her to watch pornographic movies on a mobile phone. The man later pedobaits her with candy, took her to a deserted classroom where he proceeded to his heinous act. The girl’s scream scared off the pedophile. No details were given on which direction the perpetrator fled to. Her mother arrived a few minutes later. The girl was sent to a hospital for medical check-up.
SOURCE: Daily Express, April 7th 2009
I would really appreciate it if there are online links for the same article from other news portals. If you do find one, please leave a comment.
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And to think that Terengganu is the most conservative state in Malaysia. Oh well, successful Pedobear is successful.
PS: I Americanized a few terms (primary school = elementary school) to make it easier for our visiting Yankee overlords to understand, since Murikkans can only relate to other Murikkans.











10 responses so far ↓
1 cubex // May 9, 2009 at 2:08 am
what the…
2 moebius // May 9, 2009 at 4:55 am
and there will be caek…
3 massy // May 9, 2009 at 8:02 am
Punya ngox. From pedofilia to bag snatchers. What’s next? @_@ urgh. The world is coming to an end!!!!
4 Ino-san // May 10, 2009 at 12:54 am
LOL… that’s gonna leave a hickey
5 Aoshi // May 10, 2009 at 11:54 am
Wait till it happens in a school near you
6 Tommy // May 10, 2009 at 8:33 pm
This can’t be… LOL!
It’s dangerous in Terengganu
7 kristalyamaki // May 11, 2009 at 8:01 pm
I couldn’t believe that this is something that happened in Malaysia. >_<;
8 kevinlmw // May 12, 2009 at 2:56 am
lol, should have visited terengganu instead of penang XD
9 Hangmen13 // May 25, 2009 at 11:53 pm
moebius: There are caek lapis in Sarawak.
massy: Perhaps a child on adult reverse raep?
Aoshi: Eroge scenario plox.
Tommy: Rempits are more dangerous.
kristalyamaki: HABEEB IT
kevinlmw: Terengganu is still not the next Thailand or Cambodia.
10 Zbo // May 27, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Mmm… Caek. I want it with a lot of icing.
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