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WHEN YOU READ THIS, YOU’LL SHAT BRICKS

October 31st, 2007 · 3 Comments · Copypasta, Humor, Internet

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Supernatural forces have invaded this blog. Bricks will be shat. ¯\(o_º)/¯

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Brix01 med WHEN YOU READ THIS, YOULL SHAT BRICKS

In almost every building, there is one corner, one small enclosure that no one ever looks at. It’s the corner in the basement that has been blocked by a disused sofa for years; the thin space in the attic between the wall and the stacks and stacks of crates full of junk you never use, but could never throw away. The space that never sees the light of day, or any other kind of light at all. Where darkness does not merely dominate, but practically oozes out from around the edges of its prison.

No one knows quite how long a space must remain concealed for it to acquire this particular property, nor if there are any specific conditions it must meet. But it is a far more common occurrence than you might think.

In newer buildings, when this happens, the residents often report feeling cold when passing by, even in attics during the hottest of summers. Whenever contemplating taking a quick peek to see if there is anything actually there, an unnatural dread seizes them, and they leave the room quickly, if not quite running. Once left behind, the feeling passes, and it is quickly forgotten, or laughed off.

What actually happens in these forgotten sanctuaries of the dark? It is impossible to tell. For while many such corners have been exposed to reveal absolutely nothing, some brave souls have lost their sanity through nothing more than an ill-timed glance. The safest thing to do when encountered with such a phenomenon; close your eyes, rip away the area’s covering in a single motion, then keep a tight hold on what you’ve pulled away. No matter what you hear or feel, do not get up, do not look around, and do not try to cover your ears. You might be one of the lucky ones.

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Brix02 WHEN YOU READ THIS, YOULL SHAT BRICKS

The 666th frame of every Halloween-themed movie, cartoon, or TV special depicts a basement with a corpse moldering in the corner; these frames are often removed from the final film, but one can find them on occasion. If you were to put the frames together, in chronological order of the release of the film it comes from, a short film is revealed. The film depicts the corpse’s violent death in reverse. The final frame will be a picture of yourself, sitting before your TV, viewing the final frame of the film.

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Brix03 med WHEN YOU READ THIS, YOULL SHAT BRICKS

An unusual amount of deaths have occurred around the three Poltergeist films, including three of the stars. These incidences have given way to rumors that the films were cursed because of their content. This seems a little silly; there are always explanations to “curses” like this. Or are there? Two of the stars from the first film have died at young ages, two from the second film at not so young ages.

22-year old Dominique Dunne, who played older daughter Dana Freeling, died on November 4th,1982, at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, California. She had been chocked into a coma by her boyfriend.

12-year-old Heather O’Rourke died of septic shock on February 1st., 1988, at the Children’s Hospital in San Diego, California. What was thought to be the flu turned out to be a bowel obstruction which caused toxins to enter her system. She died at Children’s Hospital while undergoing surgery to remove the obstruction.

60-year-old Julian Beck, who played the evil preacher Kane in the second film, died of stomach cancer on September 14th,1985, at Mount Sinai Hospital in New York, NY. Like Heather O’Rourke, he died during the period between filming and release, but in his case the film in question was Poltergeist II, which was released in May 1986. O’Rourke died before the release of Poltergeist III.

53-year-old Will Sampson, who played Taylor in the second film, died on June 3rd., 1987, in a Houston, Texas hospital after receiving a heart-lung transplant 6 weeks earlier. The cause of his death was attributed to severe pre-operative malnutrition and post-operative kidney failure along with a fungal infection.

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Brix04 WHEN YOU READ THIS, YOULL SHAT BRICKS

A young man and his new bride were honeymooning in Paris when his wife went into a restroom and didn’t return. With time the man began to fear the worst and went to the police, the police thought it was most likely the girl simply had second thoughts about the marriage, but they checked it out anyway and found no evidence of foul play.

As weeks turned into months the man finally gave up on finding his beautiful wife but his life fell into a shambles he was so filled with grief. Unable to hold a job or go on with his life, he took to wandering the world looking for anything that might ease his pain.

Years later in Borneo he came upon a freakshow in an old shabby building, he went in on a whim. In the last filthy cage he saw a twisted, scarred and mutilated woman rocking back and forth and groaning strange animal-like noises. He screamed as he recognized the birthmark on his wife’s face.

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Can you guess which one of these are true? Are these stories for real? Whatever your opinions are towards these exaggerated copypasta frequently posted in Friendster bulletins and by Slashdot trolls, I have shat enough bricks in my backyard to build myself a mausoleum. I’ll leave you with one last epic mindraep.

Brix mindraep WHEN YOU READ THIS, YOULL SHAT BRICKS

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3 Comments so far ↓

  • moebius

    U r creeping me.

  • Lulz

    Copying and pasting creepypasta from ED? Cmon now, I think you can do better than that.

    That being said, when I originally read the stories I shat bricks, now that I read some again I remember why I’m scared as hell of the basement.

  • Hangmen

    Some copypastas are fine too. Besides, I’m getting lazy these to update my blog, so I’m always lookin’ for any instant noodle stuff that I cook.