Let’s hear what /a/ has to say about this picture.
“I’d plunder her booty.”
“She could walk my plank.”
“I’d enter her cargo hold.”
“I’d swab her deck.”
“K-ON! episode 2?”
“She could raise my anchor.”
“I’d dig up her buried treasure”
“She can yohoho my barrel of rum anytime.”
“I’d give her a braodside”
“She could shiver my timber.”
“i’d let her raise my flag.”
“I’d make her my cabin boy”
“Yes, I’d swab her poop deck until it was squeaky clean. Clean enough for my captain to traverse it himself and remark: ‘Why, I can see my face in it!”
“I’d illegally down load her files.”
“I’d man her cannons.”
“I’d steer her hard to starboard and take shelter in her hidden cove.”
“I’d show her my Man o’ War”
(takes up torches and cocks Kalashnikov)
LOL! /a/ can always cheer me up when /b/ gets me down!
(bursts into room, Kalashnikov in one and hand and burning torch in the other, before feeling very foolish for doing so, as the ROOM IS EMPTY!!!)