You can take me away from loli but you can’t take the loli out of me.
Bite me, UNICEF.
Your ignorance will only strengthen my resolve.
You may pry my loli from my cold, dead hands.
Strength through loli, loli through faith!
In a future where loli is outlawed, outlaws will become lolicons.
This is my loli. There are many like it but this one is mine.
My loli is my best friend. It is my life.
Without me, my loli is useless.
Without my loli I am useless.
Before God I swear this creed…
My loli and myself are defenders of my country…
We are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until there is no enemy…
But lolis. Amen.